Characters' feedback to their authors

[SepiaAndDust]

Character A: "Mister Writer, please stop referring to my friend's hair as wild or crazy. She's a beautiful person with a generous soul. You shouldn't make fun of how someone looks, even if she did kidnap the neighbor."

Character B: "Kidnap? I just gave him a ride! Anyway, Mister Author Man, 'A' is all in love with this guy... can't you throw the poor girl a bone?"

Character A: "Oh my gawd, 'B'! That sounded so dirty! But yes, please."